smitethepatriarchy:

misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

This describes my entire day.

(via checkprivilege)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

(Source: best-of-imgur, via cutebmo)

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

(via theladyofpie)

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via theladyofpie)

officialjeffgoldblum:

ellen page and kristen stewart should date

and by “should date” i mean should date me

(via officialjeffgoldblum)

officialjeffgoldblum:

misandristofficial:

get every man out of my sight except for jeff goldbum

hey

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Binary Code for “non-binary”

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Binary Code for “non-binary”

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via scoop-life)